More quotes by Beryl Dov

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."