More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."