More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"