More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."
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"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."