"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."
"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."