"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."