More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"