More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"