More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."
"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."