More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."