"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"