"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."