"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."