"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."