Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whisperin... - Beryl Dov

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."