More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back."
"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"
"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"
"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."