I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"I said"You... - John Green, Paper Towns

"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."

"I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back."

"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."

"It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined."

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"