I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"I said"You... - John Green, Paper Towns
"I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja,"Margo said, "but we are both ninjas."
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"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."
"I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is."
"Poetry is just so emo."he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul."
"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."