More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."