More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."
"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."