More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."
"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."