More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."