More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."