Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging... - Beryl Dov
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
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