More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."
"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"