"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."