"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."