More quotes by Beryl Dov

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."
"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"