Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat t... - Beryl Dov
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."
"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"