More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."
"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."