More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."