More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."