More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."