More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."