More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."