More quotes by Beryl Dov

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."