More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."