Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time. - Beryl Dov

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."