Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a p... - Beryl Dov

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."