Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in... - Beryl Dov

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."