More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"