Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so... - Terry Pratchett, Mort

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,"he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower."

"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower."