"Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."
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Terry Pratchett, Mort
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Quotes by Terry Pratchett, Mort
"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,"he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower."
"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower."