More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."