More quotes by Beryl Dov

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."