More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."
"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."