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"In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid for making the other kids feel like losers."
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"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."
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"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."
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"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."
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"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."
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