She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them.... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3

"In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid for making the other kids feel like losers."

"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."

"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."

"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."

"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."