She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them.... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."
"When stuck in outer space, moonwalk home. I can dance as well as any hitchhiker in the galaxy, and you can 42 off if you don’t believe me."
"Though it comes from her throat, I drink the sound of her voice. Her I love yous dehydrate me, because they leave me thirsting for more."
"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."
"People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A #startup should keep this mentality in mind."