She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them.... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3

"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."

"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."

"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."

"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."

"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."