More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
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"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."