More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."