More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself."
"Wisdom mitigates the risk of being honest."
"If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept."
"The existence of guilty sense is soimportant in education and religion."