More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."