More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."