Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a lad... - Beryl Dov

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."