More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."