"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."
"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."