More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."