More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."