More quotes by Beryl Dov

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."